Phinallie!!!!!!!!!

Despite the crime that riddles the city on a regular basis, and a public school system that has students and teachers fearing for their safety, the City of Philadelphia finally has another major sports championship to celebrate.

The Philadelphia Phillies won the World Series last night beating the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. True to the city's reputation there were reports of looting and cars being overturned during the most raucous moments of the celebration according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.